Posted by Chris Burke A Sign You’ll Never See
December 12, 2007So I’m part of a discussion forum for worship leaders, and you know, we all have the same issues in our churches; its to loud, we don’t like that new music, play more hymns, and the list goes on…
The discussion that is getting the most action is a topic called “Can You Turn Down Please” and its funny how we all seem to have similar ways of dealing with it… but someone posted this at the beginning of the forum, and its great.
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Let’s Buy the Moon
May 3, 2007This one is too funny.
“From his office in Nevada, entrepreneur Dennis Hope has spawned a multi-million-dollar property business selling plots of lunar real estate at $20 (£10) an acre.
Mr Hope exploited a loophole in the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and he has been claiming ownership of the Earth’s Moon – and seven planets and their moons – for more than 20 years.
These are “truly unowned lands”, he says. “We’re doing exactly what our forefathers did when they came to the New World from the European continent.”
Hope says he has so far sold more than 400 million acres (1.6 million sq km), leaving a further eight billion acres still up for grabs.
Buyers include Hollywood stars, large corporations – including the Hilton and Marriot hotel chains – and even former US presidents Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter. George W Bush is also said to be a stake holder.
Mr Hope claims to be selling 1,500 lunar properties a day. He allocates land by simply closing his eyes and pointing to a map of the Moon.”
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Lame Alert!!!
April 16, 2007Bob Jones University Starts ThySpace for its students!!!
ThySpace will be launched this fall at the beginning of the 2007-2008 academic year and will only be available and accessible to Bob Jones students on campus. Students will be able to customize there own home page and list their favorite classes at Bob Jones, their favorite Bob Jones III quote, their favorite Bob Jones choir music that they like to listen to, and their favorite food at the Bob Jones Dining Common. In addition, students may post pictures of themselves so long as they were taken on the campus of the university, and they may regularly blog about the things they have learned during Sunday AM services at the Founders’ Memorial Apithorium.
“What this will do is increase our community.” Said Jones. “You take a good idea, like MySpace, and you tweak it just a bit and you get what we have here with ThySpace.”
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